Dave smashes Chris about relationships. Chris tries stand up… and Dave smashes him. Dave tells the story about recently meeting Artie Lange. Chris retells the story about trying to hide tripping on LSD from a girlfriend, but adds the dismal ending of the story. We read an email from someone who still “loves heroin” after 20 years of use… and claims that it saved his life. Dave plays “Nobody Home.” We do shout outs… sorry if we missed you!